What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Octopussy

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The International Boxing Association said that Khelif and Lin competing in Paris Olympics were disqualified from the tournament for testing positive for XY chromosomes which give an unfair advantage in the women’s division. What do you think?

From Russia With Love

Live and Let Die

-”Ah so!”

Why does my sister want to have sex with me? What should I do?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Do you think that drug addiction is a symptom of larger societal ills? What is it about our culture that leaves so many feeling like they're inadequate, trying any ill to find a cure?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

I’m worried I have a bat bite on my hand, I have two small marks about 1 cm apart. I haven’t been in contact with a bat but I’m worried about at night. My fingers have a slight tingling sensation and my arm feels cold but isn’t. Am I ok?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-J W Pepper

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

If everyone hates censorship so much, why do those “censorship-free” alternative social media sites always fail?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do we let ugly men exist?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why is America so fucked up?

-All the bad guys are black.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Man with the Golden Gun

What would you change in Rings of Power?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Moonraker

Does turmeric help fight cancer? If so, how?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

You Only Live Twice

Why are American women so ugly nowadays?

Goldfinger

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Dr No

What does it feel like wearing tights?

A View to a Kill

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.